I don’t even talk to this person anymore. I haven’t seen them in years.

But what if I delete them and then I see them again and it’s awkward?

I probably won’t see them, and even if I saw them in public, I wouldn’t go talk to them.

Maybe I should keep them just to wish them happy birthday.

But I don’t care if they wish me happy birthday, so why would they care if I do?

Maybe I’ll just leave it.

But then my friend count isn’t accurate because it’ll include people I don’t even like.

Okay, I’m going to do it. I’m going to delete them.

What, why can’t I find them?

I can’t believe they deleted me. That’s so petty.

This has been a classic case of Samantha overthinking.


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